Sunday, December 30, 2012

For The Good of Goatswood ..

 
 
Greetings .. Aye Breezy is still calling home, Goatswood.
Truth be told, The tales of this Village have only just begun ..
As for Today's entry - Goatswood is experiencing a Coal Shortage .
Indeed after a mysterously publicized explosion, seems the workers back at the coal mines
 have now gone on strike . *Sigh* ..
Have no Fear .. Goatswood does have its very own collective assortment of Interesting characters of Inventions ..  ((That run mostly on Steam of course, they are not too keen with the shortage of coal))
These Industrials are quite cunning and clever in their own ways and mean .
A Note was Posted By a Mr. Julian., It read .
 
Jaximillion Masterson will be presenting ,
his findings on extracting energy from the Raven Woods
 Saturday, evening at the Social Club next to the train station.
Those interested in the ongoing coal crisis and discussions to alleviate it are encouraged to attend.
  On hand will be the petition for the removal of the Woods and attendees so persuaded are encouraged to sign it. Libations will also be free.
 
Oh my How Wonderful Breezy thought to herself ..
as she smiled and went right to work,1st on the list, contacting her very own.
Mister Masterson, With his very own signature style and character took to the podium
After a bit of  a good healthy Swig to wet his lungs ...
He spoke to the gathering with over flow right out front .
                       His Topic                  
        "Energy Sources in Raven Woods Forest Present Source of Fuel in Goatswood"
By: Dr. Jaximillion T. Masterson, BSc, PhD (Cambridge), MSci (Oxford)
(( The caws of The Ravens did seem to grow louder during the presentation . odd on that!))
Abstract:
Electromagnetic energy, Orgone phantom energy and kinetic energy (be what they may respectfully), have been reported in the nearby village forest of Goatswood. Unusual instances of objects and spiritual movement are reported to have been occurring. It is the duty of science to investigate and to ascertain if in fact energy sources are the leading cause of disruption. And, if so to assure the residents of the village that the forces are harmless. Yet, they are useful as an alternate energy source to be captured, contained and reused to benefit growth of the economy. As a scientist, engineer and inventor of things large and small, it appears this energy emits an enormous amount of strength that should not be wasted.
Introduction:
Hypothesis: Energy forces emitted from Raven Woods Forest will produce fuel resources.
The Raven Woods Forest of Goatswood recently has been the topic of interest. With coal prices rising and the scarcity of fuel to continue with progress, trees in this abundant forest have been considered as an alternate medium to be cut down and used in its place. Villagers of this area are convinced this is sacred ground and that the area should not be touched. They have reported missing individuals, objects flying, unusual light and mystical developments which leads them to believe the area emits a force not to be tampered with. Industrialists on the other hand, refute this belief and conclude this energy source can be quantified, tested and alternately can be stored for use in developing more efficient ways in which the forest can be useful to the town's benefit to modernize.
Method of Madness:
The method of researching this area for a strong conclusion if energy actually exists was the use of a sound recorder, Geiger counter, metal detector and observation. Tools such as these were used at different times of day, different days of the week and used in a consistent matter as not to skew the results of the processes and procedure used.
Results:
Results indicate that energies from the high readings, recording of unusual sounds, sightings of sparkling dust and movement in and out of the trees (particularly in the area of a most unusual, large round stone on the ground) are in fact present and generally active at times of dusk and dawn. Scientific probability of refuting the hypothesis is < .01 and justifies this energy exists significantly!
Conclusions:
Although the results indicate there are extremely high energy sources present in the forest, it is fact that energy surrounds us in different forms every day. However, the strength in which it is transmitted appears to be of an unusual amount in an area such as this. Results could have been skewed by the presence of many squawking ravens in the area and the sounds of them picked up on the measuring tool. Nonetheless, this energy could enhance the lives of villagers by increasing modernized industry in the town without the use of extremely expensive coal or cutting down the trees. Capturing, containing and use of this energy should be discussed in a different forum.
References:
Fenwick. A., (1853) "Body and Mind: a Scientific Study of the Unexplainable"
Hastings, J., (1849) "The Effects of Electromagnetism in Teleportation"
Masterson, J.T., (1838) "Evaporation and Locomotion: Movement with Steam"
McCool, F. (1852) "Orgone Explanation in Modern Times"
   When it was done, Mr Masterson Took the Side for "The Good of Goastswood" *with tidy bow
outside .to the Other side !!
One could see very *silent* interested parties observing from a comfortable distance ..
There was useful information shown here tonight .. Below the surfaces
What might they be ?? Oh but you would have to reside in Goatswood to understand .
The interest and attendence was brilliant in that almost all genres were covered in attendance ..
The Coal Saga Continues .
Copies of The Presentation and The Petition sit in The Soical Club of Goatswood !
 
 
 


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