Monday, January 14, 2013

The Great Discovery Celebration

The Notice Read ..
A Great Discovery!
Saturday 12th January, 12 Noon SLT
There will be dancing, bathing, much carousing and fun to be had...a contest for best Venus with a special prize of an outfit designed by our very own Kiki and 1000sgs gold
Quote from “The Romans In Witchshire”
“There is a report of Spurius Decimus having eventually settled in this area where he built a villa.
And also built the first Bridge across the Wyvern.
This Villa was quite an attraction for the other noble families of the area.
He hired a famous artist from Rome to paint the frescos, which he said were inspired by the surroundings.”

A Truly great Discovery
Lord Edward Crawley would like to announce a discovery of great archaeological Importance.
After extensive excavations beneath Crawley Manor, the Villa of Spurius Decimus, the first century Roman governor of Witchshire, has been uncovered and painstakingly
 restored by Lady Nena Easterwood and her archaeological team.
The location of this Villa had up until recently been unknown, but had been considered by experts to be much further north in the county.
For many years now gardeners at the manor have been reporting finds of small Roman artefacts.
These finds had aroused Lord Crawley’s suspicions that something much bigger might be behind them. 2 years ago it was therefore decided that it was time to look deeper into the matter.

And so at great expense to himself Lord Crawley presents:
Villa of Spurius Decimus
The Villa is by no means wholly unexcavated.
 And at the present time consists of three rooms.
An Atrium:
Consisting of a fine example of an Impluvium (A kind of sunken floor section used to catch rain water) which we shall be using as our very own Goatswood spa, dedicated to the great Goddess of love Venus no less!

Triclinium
This room we believe was used for feasting, and so we shall retain that noble purpose, though maybe our feasting shall be of a rather more delectable and delicious flavor.
It is dedicated to the Gods of feasting, of wine and strange drugs,
 Bacchus and Dionysus Access

A Peristylium:
We call this the Garden Room due to the subject matter of the Murals. We are also lucky to have a very ancient artefact in the form of a Herm on display here. We have therefore decided to dedicate this room to the Greek and Roman god of fecundity and classical erections, Priapus. I quote from an ancient roman poem “May club of jolly Priapus beat me until my sense are finally free!”
Warning!
I should perhaps warn the more genteel of our Ladies of Goatswood that the subject matter of the Murals of the Peristylium and the Triclinium may well be too much for their sensitive natures.
Please bare this in mind before your Visit.
Lady Nena Easterwood
Excavator Extraordinare
Lord Crawley, a seemly complicated man ,
believes that such a national treasure as this should not remain hidden, 
but should be shared with those who have the intelligence to appreciate its worth.
Therefore all Ladies and Gentlemen of good standing will be allowed to use the Villa and its facilities for there Private events. If you wish to use the villa for such an event them please Contact
Lord Crawley for further information, detailing the nature of your function. 
The Cromwells Prepare to Greet Their Guests ?? 
  The Lady Cromwell herself  Seductive Indeed !! 
 The Decadents Truly In all Their Glory !!! 
Ah a Romanitc Lady Kylie and An Industrialist  JT Masterson . Thank the stars for them Both ! 
 Let the Entertainment Begin .. Or so some thought .. 
Lady Breezy was happy to see  Lady Nena Easterwood
Oh The Viking Came .. Breezy thought to herself with a chuckle .. *smiles*
 A God Perhaps ??? 
 A Goddess or two .. 
Pure Beauty was in every corner .. 
Even under vail  .. there was no doubt  who she was .. 
Some how just a small bit more was learned .. between the two , not from words exchanged or spoken .. 
Awww she found The Viking !!    *smiles* 
 STunning but Dark .. Very Very Dark !!!! 
A Dance .... 
and then  some how things begun to take a turn ..  
Indeed ..    
They most certainly Did .. and the People seemed to Love it !!!!
Interesting .. with concern ..  she thought ..
Indeed -The Party went on .. through the night .. to wee dawn the next day :)
Photo from *The Cromwell Private Collection *
Where are these Spectacular places and Stories ??
Only In Goatswood .


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